Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, President Obama, for suggesting the US end production of the penny. That literally makes no cents. #ThankYouNotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, President Obama, for suggesting the US end production of the penny. That literally makes no cents. #ThankYouNotes
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, Chinese hackers, for making me terrified about hacking. But not enough to change my password from “Jimmy.” #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, Chinese hackers, for making me terrified about hacking. But not enough to change my password from “Jimmy.” #thankyounotes
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: “Thank you, Lobsters, for always looking like you’re putting things in quotes.” #thankyounotes #lnjf http://t.co/3FiIP5R3

LateNightJimmy: “Thank you, Lobsters, for always looking like you’re putting things in quotes.” #thankyounotes #lnjf http://t.co/3FiIP5R3
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