Tag Archives: #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, croissants, for letting me know how annoying someone is based on how they pronounce you. #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, Mother’s Day, for being exactly like Father’s Day, except with people actually giving a crap. #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, fruit bowls, for being a decorative way to let things rot. #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you double negatives for never not being confusing: http://t.co/gIl7ioQyYg #ThankYouNotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, slugs, for being homeless snails. #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, President Obama, for suggesting the US end production of the penny. That literally makes no cents. #ThankYouNotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, Chinese hackers, for making me terrified about hacking. But not enough to change my password from “Jimmy.” #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, Jell-O shots, for being a way to get drunk fast….after hours of preparation. #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: “Thank you, Lobsters, for always looking like you’re putting things in quotes.” #thankyounotes #lnjf http://t.co/3FiIP5R3