Tag Archives: Thank

May 5, 2013   Upcoming Events

Thank you, Cinco de Mayo, for being Spanish for, “cancel tomorrow."

May 4, 2013   Upcoming Events

Thank you, Florida man who called 911 over 80 times to ask for Kool-Aid, burgers…

April 28, 2013   Upcoming Events

Thank you, people who ask what time it is, for basically saying, “I know I could…

April 28, 2013   Upcoming Events

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, fruit bowls, for being a decorative way to let things rot. #thankyounotes

April 22, 2013   Upcoming Events

LateNightJimmy: Thank you double negatives for never not being confusing: http://t.co/gIl7ioQyYg #ThankYouNotes

April 21, 2013   Upcoming Events

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, bowling, for giving me an excuse to drink with someone else’s shoes on.

April 20, 2013   Upcoming Events

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes

April 19, 2013   Upcoming Events

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, Kleenex Lotion Tissues, for not telling us how you got the idea to combine Kleenex and lotion.

April 15, 2013   Upcoming Events

LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries. …

April 14, 2013   Upcoming Events

Thank you, people who say, "Wow, you're really photogenic," for not saying what…

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