Twitter: LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono

LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono
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Facebook: With Pope Benedict retiring in two weeks, more than 100 cardinals will sequester…

With Pope Benedict retiring in two weeks, more than 100 cardinals will sequester themselves in the Sistine Chapel to choose the next pope. They’ll send out white smoke if they've chosen somebody, black smoke if they haven't chosen somebody, and a text message when they find out it's 2013.
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: http://t.co/TM20VGp0 RT @ericandrew16: “I’m just an old virgin who sh*t his pants at poetry reading.” -There’s no one better than @higbones

LateNightJimmy: http://t.co/TM20VGp0 RT @ericandrew16: “I’m just an old virgin who sh*t his pants at poetry reading.” -There’s no one better than @higbones
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: What a show tonight! We have the very funny @louisck, Wu-Tang legend @RZA, and a delicious demo by none other than @davidchang. Can’t wait!

LateNightJimmy: What a show tonight! We have the very funny @louisck, Wu-Tang legend @RZA, and a delicious demo by none other than @davidchang. Can’t wait!
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