JimmyFallon.com » than http://www.jimmyfallon.com JimmyFallon.com Sat, 25 May 2013 22:39:15 +0000 en hourly 1 Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-thank-you-gift-bags-for-saying-i-care-enough-to-put-your-gift-in-a-slightly-fancier-bag-than-the-one-i-bought-it-in-thankyounotes.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-thank-you-gift-bags-for-saying-i-care-enough-to-put-your-gift-in-a-slightly-fancier-bag-than-the-one-i-bought-it-in-thankyounotes.html#comments Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:39:53 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-thank-you-gift-bags-for-saying-i-care-enough-to-put-your-gift-in-a-slightly-fancier-bag-than-the-one-i-bought-it-in-thankyounotes.html LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-thank-you-gift-bags-for-saying-i-care-enough-to-put-your-gift-in-a-slightly-fancier-bag-than-the-one-i-bought-it-in-thankyounotes.html/feed 0 Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Today marks the 15th anniversary of Viagra. The company celebrated by throwing a party that shouldn’t last more than four hours. #fallonmono http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-today-marks-the-15th-anniversary-of-viagra-the-company-celebrated-by-throwing-a-party-that-shouldnt-last-more-than-four-hours-fallonmono.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-today-marks-the-15th-anniversary-of-viagra-the-company-celebrated-by-throwing-a-party-that-shouldnt-last-more-than-four-hours-fallonmono.html#comments Thu, 28 Mar 2013 10:39:38 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-today-marks-the-15th-anniversary-of-viagra-the-company-celebrated-by-throwing-a-party-that-shouldnt-last-more-than-four-hours-fallonmono.html LateNightJimmy: Today marks the 15th anniversary of Viagra. The company celebrated by throwing a party that shouldn’t last more than four hours. #fallonmono
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-today-marks-the-15th-anniversary-of-viagra-the-company-celebrated-by-throwing-a-party-that-shouldnt-last-more-than-four-hours-fallonmono.html/feed 0 Twitter: LateNightJimmy: New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan said he has a better chance of playing for the Yankees than becoming the next pope… http://t.co/dyO2wKDqEF http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-new-york-cardinal-timothy-dolan-said-he-has-a-better-chance-of-playing-for-the-yankees-than-becoming-the-next-pope-httpt-codyo2wkdqef.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-new-york-cardinal-timothy-dolan-said-he-has-a-better-chance-of-playing-for-the-yankees-than-becoming-the-next-pope-httpt-codyo2wkdqef.html#comments Sun, 03 Mar 2013 10:39:47 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-new-york-cardinal-timothy-dolan-said-he-has-a-better-chance-of-playing-for-the-yankees-than-becoming-the-next-pope-httpt-codyo2wkdqef.html LateNightJimmy: New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan said he has a better chance of playing for the Yankees than becoming the next pope… http://t.co/dyO2wKDqEF
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-new-york-cardinal-timothy-dolan-said-he-has-a-better-chance-of-playing-for-the-yankees-than-becoming-the-next-pope-httpt-codyo2wkdqef.html/feed 0 Twitter: LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-a-study-found-that-pessimistic-people-live-longer-than-optimists-thatd-be-great-news-for-pessimists-if-they-believed-in-great-news-mono.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-a-study-found-that-pessimistic-people-live-longer-than-optimists-thatd-be-great-news-for-pessimists-if-they-believed-in-great-news-mono.html#comments Sun, 03 Mar 2013 08:05:07 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-a-study-found-that-pessimistic-people-live-longer-than-optimists-thatd-be-great-news-for-pessimists-if-they-believed-in-great-news-mono.html LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-a-study-found-that-pessimistic-people-live-longer-than-optimists-thatd-be-great-news-for-pessimists-if-they-believed-in-great-news-mono.html/feed 0 Facebook: With Pope Benedict retiring in two weeks, more than 100 cardinals will sequester… http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-with-pope-benedict-retiring-in-two-weeks-more-than-100-cardinals-will-sequester.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-with-pope-benedict-retiring-in-two-weeks-more-than-100-cardinals-will-sequester.html#comments Wed, 13 Feb 2013 08:05:01 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-with-pope-benedict-retiring-in-two-weeks-more-than-100-cardinals-will-sequester.html With Pope Benedict retiring in two weeks, more than 100 cardinals will sequester themselves in the Sistine Chapel to choose the next pope. They’ll send out white smoke if they've chosen somebody, black smoke if they haven't chosen somebody, and a text message when they find out it's 2013.
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-with-pope-benedict-retiring-in-two-weeks-more-than-100-cardinals-will-sequester.html/feed 0 Twitter: LateNightJimmy: http://t.co/TM20VGp0 RT @ericandrew16: “I’m just an old virgin who sh*t his pants at poetry reading.” -There’s no one better than @higbones http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-httpt-cotm20vgp0-rt-ericandrew16-im-just-an-old-virgin-who-sht-his-pants-at-poetry-reading-theres-no-one-better-than-higbones.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-httpt-cotm20vgp0-rt-ericandrew16-im-just-an-old-virgin-who-sht-his-pants-at-poetry-reading-theres-no-one-better-than-higbones.html#comments Sun, 10 Feb 2013 10:39:14 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-httpt-cotm20vgp0-rt-ericandrew16-im-just-an-old-virgin-who-sht-his-pants-at-poetry-reading-theres-no-one-better-than-higbones.html LateNightJimmy: http://t.co/TM20VGp0 RT @ericandrew16: “I’m just an old virgin who sh*t his pants at poetry reading.” -There’s no one better than @higbones
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-httpt-cotm20vgp0-rt-ericandrew16-im-just-an-old-virgin-who-sht-his-pants-at-poetry-reading-theres-no-one-better-than-higbones.html/feed 0 Facebook: RadioShack plans to close more than 500 stores by the end of the year. While its… http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-radioshack-plans-to-close-more-than-500-stores-by-the-end-of-the-year-while-its.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-radioshack-plans-to-close-more-than-500-stores-by-the-end-of-the-year-while-its.html#comments Tue, 05 Feb 2013 21:34:05 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-radioshack-plans-to-close-more-than-500-stores-by-the-end-of-the-year-while-its.html RadioShack plans to close more than 500 stores by the end of the year. While its remaining stores will just continue to look like they’re closed.
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/facebook-radioshack-plans-to-close-more-than-500-stores-by-the-end-of-the-year-while-its.html/feed 0 Twitter: LateNightJimmy: What a show tonight! We have the very funny @louisck, Wu-Tang legend @RZA, and a delicious demo by none other than @davidchang. Can’t wait! http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-what-a-show-tonight-we-have-the-very-funny-louisck-wu-tang-legend-rza-and-a-delicious-demo-by-none-other-than-davidchang-cant-wait.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-what-a-show-tonight-we-have-the-very-funny-louisck-wu-tang-legend-rza-and-a-delicious-demo-by-none-other-than-davidchang-cant-wait.html#comments Thu, 01 Nov 2012 22:39:44 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-what-a-show-tonight-we-have-the-very-funny-louisck-wu-tang-legend-rza-and-a-delicious-demo-by-none-other-than-davidchang-cant-wait.html LateNightJimmy: What a show tonight! We have the very funny @louisck, Wu-Tang legend @RZA, and a delicious demo by none other than @davidchang. Can’t wait!
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]]> http://www.jimmyfallon.com/twitter-latenightjimmy-what-a-show-tonight-we-have-the-very-funny-louisck-wu-tang-legend-rza-and-a-delicious-demo-by-none-other-than-davidchang-cant-wait.html/feed 0 Q&A: Jimmy fallon: lying A5S b!t<h. Jimbo standing knee deep in his own spiritual sewage- worse than joy bewhore? http://www.jimmyfallon.com/qa-jimmy-fallon-lying-a5s-bth-jimbo-standing-knee-deep-in-his-own-spiritual-sewage-worse-than-joy-bewhore.html http://www.jimmyfallon.com/qa-jimmy-fallon-lying-a5s-bth-jimbo-standing-knee-deep-in-his-own-spiritual-sewage-worse-than-joy-bewhore.html#comments Sun, 07 Oct 2012 21:16:26 +0000 web http://www.jimmyfallon.com/qa-jimmy-fallon-lying-a5s-bth-jimbo-standing-knee-deep-in-his-own-spiritual-sewage-worse-than-joy-bewhore.html Question by Captain Crackbarry: Jimmy fallon: lying A5S b!t
his show, his name, his fault. GET HIM.

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Answer by Paul
Someone pee in your Wheaties this morning?

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Best answer:

Answer by Buck Nasty’s Evil Twin
Carrot Top for president ’12!!!

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