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LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes

LateNightJimmy: Today marks the 15th anniversary of Viagra. The company celebrated by throwing a party that shouldn’t last more than four hours. #fallonmono

LateNightJimmy: New York Cardinal Timothy Dolan said he has a better chance of playing for the Yankees than becoming the next pope… http://t.co/dyO2wKDqEF

LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono

With Pope Benedict retiring in two weeks, more than 100 cardinals will sequester…

LateNightJimmy: http://t.co/TM20VGp0 RT @ericandrew16: “I’m just an old virgin who sh*t his pants at poetry reading.” -There’s no one better than @higbones

RadioShack plans to close more than 500 stores by the end of the year. While its…

LateNightJimmy: What a show tonight! We have the very funny @louisck, Wu-Tang legend @RZA, and a delicious demo by none other than @davidchang. Can’t wait!

Q&A: Jimmy fallon: lying A5S b!t<h. Jimbo standing knee deep in his own spiritual sewage- worse than joy bewhore?

Q&A: Wouldn’t Carrot Top be a better choice than Jimmy Fallon….?