Last week, a woman in South Carolina was arrested for stealing a Bible from a Walmart. The cops were like, "You're not supposed to steal!" And the woman was like, “No spoilers!”
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Facebook: A new survey found that 81 percent of parents admit to stealing Easter candy fro…
A new survey found that 81 percent of parents admit to stealing Easter candy from their children. While the other 19 percent of parents don't think it counts as stealing if you BOUGHT the candy in the first place.
Facebook: A prison inmate in Colorado is suing Taco Bell for allegedly stealing his idea f…
A prison inmate in Colorado is suing Taco Bell for allegedly stealing his idea for Doritos Locos Tacos. No word what he's in for, but I'm gonna guess…weed?
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Facebook: A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck and leadin…
A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a Krispy Kreme donut truck and leading police on a high-speed chase. The police charged him with one count of grand theft irony.
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