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Facebook: Just going to go on record as saying that the "I'm Holding Too Much Eye Contact…

web — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 21:34:19 +0000

Just going to go on record as saying that the "I'm Holding Too Much Eye Contact While Thrusting" is going to be the official dance of summer 2013.

Improv Dance with Rebel Wilson
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Rebel and Jimmy take turns inventing new brand new dance moves based off suggestions from the velvety dance bag, including The Mick Jagger Chicken.
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Facebook: Thank you, people who ask what time it is, for basically saying, “I know I could…

web — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:34:12 +0000

Thank you, people who ask what time it is, for basically saying, “I know I could just pull my phone out of my pocket, but instead, can you pull your phone out of your pocket?”
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: @Stephiemneo I’d like to go on record as saying we 100% support that decision.

web — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 10:39:34 +0000

LateNightJimmy: @Stephiemneo I’d like to go on record as saying we 100% support that decision.
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes

web — Sat, 20 Apr 2013 22:39:53 +0000

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, gift bags, for saying “I care enough to put your gift in a slightly fancier bag than the one I bought it in.” #thankyounotes
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Facebook: Thank you, people who say, "Wow, you're really photogenic," for not saying what…

web — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 21:34:10 +0000

Thank you, people who say, "Wow, you're really photogenic," for not saying what you really mean: "Wow, you're really ugly in person."
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”

web — Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:05:05 +0000

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”
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Facebook: One of our writers thought Billy Joel was saying "We didn't start the fire. It w…

web — Thu, 14 Mar 2013 07:05:01 +0000

One of our writers thought Billy Joel was saying "We didn't start the fire. It was always burning," said the worst attorney. — What's the funniest lyric you've misheard?
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: One of our writers thought Billy Joel was saying “We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attor …

web — Wed, 13 Mar 2013 22:38:58 +0000

LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: One of our writers thought Billy Joel was saying “We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, said the worst attor …
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Facebook: The Oscars are tomorrow and experts are saying the movie Argo is the favorite to…

web — Sun, 24 Feb 2013 08:05:01 +0000

The Oscars are tomorrow and experts are saying the movie Argo is the favorite to win Best Picture, with Lincoln a close second. The favorite for Worst Picture? Still this:

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Facebook: I heard the trend this year is couples saying they don’t need to get each other…

web — Thu, 14 Feb 2013 08:05:01 +0000

I heard the trend this year is couples saying they don’t need to get each other anything for Valentine’s Day, because they love each other every day. I think that’s sweet, and to all the guys out there watching I just want to say: IT'S A TRAP.
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