Twitter: LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries. …

LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries. …
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: “I really like LA, but I think I’ll save it for a midlife crisis.” – Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) http://t.co/i8VTButT

LateNightJimmy: “I really like LA, but I think I’ll save it for a midlife crisis.” – Tavi Gevinson (@tavitulle) http://t.co/i8VTButT
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