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Jimmy was named one of Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential People! Here's the…

LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries. …

Thank you, people who say, "Wow, you're really photogenic," for not saying what…

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”

The Quidditch World Cup will be held this weekend in Florida, where people will…

LateNightJimmy: Older Americans are using marijuana in their retirement. Which makes sense cuz old people are always talking about their joints. #fallonmono

Simon Cowell is launching a YouTube audition channel where people can upload vid…

LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono

LateNightJimmy: @JamezWashington Have your people call our people.

After thousands of people voted on Facebook, Monopoly is replacing its iron game…