Twitter: LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries. …

LateNightJimmy: RT @jimmyfallon: Thank you, people who say the phrase, “I really shouldn’t,” for letting me know you’re about to eat a lot of my fries. …
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”

LateNightJimmy: Thank you, people who say, “Wow, you’re really photogenic,” for not saying what you really mean: “Wow, you’re really ugly in person.”
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Facebook: The Quidditch World Cup will be held this weekend in Florida, where people will…

The Quidditch World Cup will be held this weekend in Florida, where people will play the fictional game from the Harry Potter books. Fans say it's a lot of fun, while their parents say, “When are you going to get married and move out of the house?"
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Older Americans are using marijuana in their retirement. Which makes sense cuz old people are always talking about their joints. #fallonmono

LateNightJimmy: Older Americans are using marijuana in their retirement. Which makes sense cuz old people are always talking about their joints. #fallonmono
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono

LateNightJimmy: A study found that pessimistic people live longer than optimists. That’d be great news for pessimists, if they believed in great news. #mono
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Facebook: After thousands of people voted on Facebook, Monopoly is replacing its iron game…

After thousands of people voted on Facebook, Monopoly is replacing its iron game piece with a cat. And if that surprises you, remember – these are the people who had enough free time to vote on a new Monopoly game piece.
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