Twitter: LateNightJimmy: The company that owns Olive Garden announced its revenue has dropped 5% last quarter. Explains their new promotion: limited bread sticks.

LateNightJimmy: The company that owns Olive Garden announced its revenue has dropped 5% last quarter. Explains their new promotion: limited bread sticks.
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Facebook: Today, the Postal Service announced that it will stop delivering mail on Saturda…

Today, the Postal Service announced that it will stop delivering mail on Saturdays in an effort to save two billion dollars a year. Postal workers were shocked – they were like, "We were supposed to deliver mail on Saturdays??"
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