Timex announced that it’s creating a new smart watch that can track your speed, distance, and location. People were like, “Does it tell time?” And Timex was like, “DAMMIT!”
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Facebook: Game of Thrones announced that it is adding nine new characters for the next sea…
Game of Thrones announced that it is adding nine new characters for the next season. Aaaaaand they're already dead. #FallonMono
Facebook: LeBron James announced that he will be returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers four…
LeBron James announced that he will be returning to the Cleveland Cavaliers four years after he left the team. Which got weird when he found out that his mom had already turned his old bedroom into an exercise room.
Facebook: Yesterday, Diddy announced that he is changing his name back to Puff Daddy. So c…
Yesterday, Diddy announced that he is changing his name back to Puff Daddy. So congrats, Mom – you’re calling him the right name again!
Facebook: Frito-Lay just announced that they're coming out with new glow-in-the-dark Cheet…
Frito-Lay just announced that they're coming out with new glow-in-the-dark Cheetos just in time for Halloween. People were like, “Are they safe to eat?” And Frito-Lay said, "Were they ever?"
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Facebook: FedEx just announced that its profits have gone up seven percent in the last thr…
FedEx just announced that its profits have gone up seven percent in the last three months. Then their truck drivers said, "So does that mean we can finally get some doors??"
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Facebook: Dennis Rodman just announced that he will train the North Korean basketball team…
Dennis Rodman just announced that he will train the North Korean basketball team for the Olympics. He's gonna teach them the key strategy that always worked for him – pass the ball to Michael Jordan
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Facebook: Time Warner just announced that their CEO will resign at the end of the year. Th…
Time Warner just announced that their CEO will resign at the end of the year. They say they would've done it sooner, but that was the earliest they could get a technician to come out and install a replacement.
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Facebook: The Vatican announced that Pope John the 23rd will be made a saint even though h…
The Vatican announced that Pope John the 23rd will be made a saint even though he only has one verified miracle. Well, two, if you count that time he got a straw into a Capri Sun.
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Facebook: It was announced that the New England Patriots have signed quarterback Tim Tebow…
It was announced that the New England Patriots have signed quarterback Tim Tebow, just weeks after he was released by the Jets. When asked how he’ll adjust to getting booed by Jets fans, Tebow said, “What do you mean ‘adjust to’?”
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