A new survey found that 50 percent of Americans have admitted to going to work hungover. Then carnival workers said, "Does 'still drunk' count?"
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Facebook: A new survey found that 30 percent of Americans admit to getting their most of t…
A new survey found that 30 percent of Americans admit to getting their most of their news from Facebook. When Facebook found out, they actually decided to experiment with printing a newspaper. We got a copy:
Facebook: 4 million Americans eat their Thanksgiving dinners at restaurants. I don't wanna…
4 million Americans eat their Thanksgiving dinners at restaurants. I don't wanna jinx it, but this may finally be the year my dad lets me carve the McRib!
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Facebook: Americans will spend over $2 billion on Halloween candy this year. And those Ame…
Americans will spend over $ 2 billion on Halloween candy this year. And those Americans are Honey Boo Boo and Mama June.
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Facebook: 10% of Americans wear costumes to work on Halloween. Because if anything beats b…
10% of Americans wear costumes to work on Halloween. Because if anything beats being fired on Halloween – it's being fired by a clown.
Late Night with Jimmy Fallon’s Facebook Wall
Facebook: A new survey found that nine percent of Americans have considered giving up thei…
A new survey found that nine percent of Americans have considered giving up their U.S. citizenship because of the constant arguing in Washington. Even Obama was like, “Are you SURE I wasn't born in Kenya?”
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Facebook: They just did this study that found that, if given a choice, most Americans woul…
They just did this study that found that, if given a choice, most Americans would NOT want to live to the age of 120. Most people don't want to be 120 – except for that one group: people who are 119.
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: Older Americans are using marijuana in their retirement. Which makes sense cuz old people are always talking about their joints. #fallonmono
LateNightJimmy: Older Americans are using marijuana in their retirement. Which makes sense cuz old people are always talking about their joints. #fallonmono
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Facebook: There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their reti…
There's a growing trend of older Americans who are using marijuana in their retirement. Which explains why my grandma was like, “Whoa – ‘Dark Side of the Moon’ syncs up perfectly with this episode of ‘Jeopardy!’ Watch.”
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Twitter: LateNightJimmy: 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl alone. It’ll be weird when they see a player get called for holding and say, “Sounds nice.”
LateNightJimmy: 5% of Americans will watch the Super Bowl alone. It’ll be weird when they see a player get called for holding and say, “Sounds nice.”
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