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Jokes for Jimmy about David Letterman (from HireMeJimmyFallon.com)
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Like any good late night talk show host, Jimmy will need to make a few jokes about David Letterman this evening. Here are a few suggestions from Hire Me, Jimmy Fallon!
• You know, before I got this job, or SNL, I always used to think to myself: Man, who do I gotta screw to get a job writing for David Letterman? Now I know!
• Some are wondering whether a Letterman sex tape might hit the Internet. Well let me just say this: There is a tape, and before Paul Schaffer saw it, he had hair.
• Of course, like any good late night host, Dave's made plenty of jokes about folks who've had run-ins with infidelity, like Governor Sanford or President Clinton. But the key difference is, those guys are politicians, and Dave — well, Dave bagged way hotter chicks.
• You know, before I got this job, or SNL, I always used to think to myself: Man, who do I gotta screw to get a job writing for David Letterman? Now I know!
• Some are wondering whether a Letterman sex tape might hit the Internet. Well let me just say this: There is a tape, and before Paul Schaffer saw it, he had hair.
• Of course, like any good late night host, Dave's made plenty of jokes about folks who've had run-ins with infidelity, like Governor Sanford or President Clinton. But the key difference is, those guys are politicians, and Dave — well, Dave bagged way hotter chicks.